So, you've read the stories, and you're looking for something else to do.
Well, you've come to the right place. It's here, the only place on the web, that you can take. . .
The Patented Forcewritings Personality Quiz!

Introduction: If you've ever wondered whose shoes you would most like to step into in the novels - Dr. Tara Jaksbin's, perhaps? Or maybe Cace Lendene's? - take our quiz, and see which of the characters your personality matches best!
Just read the questions below, and keep a tally of your answer letters - you'll need it to figure out your Forcewritings twin.

Ready? Here we go!



1. What was/is your best subject in school?

a.) The language arts - writing, thinking, expressing ideas in words, and sucking up to the teacher with your deep and powerful thoughts on the emotional attraction of civil war.

b.) The social sciences - leading, debating, strategizing, and bossing the other kiddies around.

c.) The maths and sciences - calculating, theorizing, designing, and annoying the hell out of the other kiddies with your lengthy blackboard problems.

d.) I don't remember - I was always being sent to the corner for drawing genitalia on the cartoon kids in the religion textbook.

2. Which of these best describes your attitude?

a.) Disgustingly optimistic

b.) Cuttingly sarcastic

c.) Strangely enigmatic

d.) All of the above, baby!

3. Which of the following best describes your style of dress?

a.) Purely ornamental - flowing, folky skirts and dresses in colourful patterns; neat, decorative shirts and pants. Silk, satin.

b.) Industrial and laissez-faire - functional, loose-fitting clothing. Secret, hidden pockets, dark colours, thick belt-loops and hangy-things. Linen, denim.

c.) Casual and conventional, but useful - pants that change into shorts, reversible shirts, light, contemporary colours, comfy t-shirts. Cotton, khaki.

d.) BDSM goddess - skin-tight, low-cut, backless, strapless. The less fabric, the better. Maybe a few chains and a gun holster thrown in for kicks. On a mission, you wanna look damn good fulfilling it. Leather, polyester.

4. Which of the following best describes your family values?

a.) The bigger the better - you, the husband/wife, and eighteen kids. In your opinion, six to a room strengthens the sense of community in a household.

b.) I'd like to get married someday, but I don't have even have the time for a partner right now. I'm too busy making plans for world domination.

c.) No kids. I'd like to preserve the honeymoon stage of a romance for as long as possible. Besides, experimenting with nuclear fission isn't as much fun if you have to worry about keeping little fingers out of the way.

d.) Men fear me, women admire me, and kids make a great snack in between shootouts.

5. Your idea of a perfect date would be?

a.) A sweet, romantic evening - picnicking on the beach, stargazing, or some folky-type slowdancing.

b.) Something completely different and daring - open-mic night at a comedy club or karaoke bar, just driving around the city playing "I Spy", or riding the elevator to the top floor of the tallest skyscraper and enjoying the scenery.

c.) A quiet night at home - gourmet meal for two, cooked by both of you, followed by a cuddle-fest on the couch in front of the t.v.

d.) The wildest party you can wrangle an invitation to - open bar, smutty dancing, and tons of sweaty people to cheer on you and your date while you vie for the "world's longest french kiss" record against the bar.

6. Your ideal man/woman would have to be:

a.) Sensitive and emotional, quirky, and slightly outrageous, but deeply caring.

b.) Fiercely independent, defensive, and sarcastic, but completely loyal and protective.

c.) Highly intelligent, witty, sweet, and very cautious. Shy, but generous.

d.) Sexy, daring, hard-to-get, ambitious, and passionate. Flexible, too (read into that what you want!).

7. Your favorite computer font is:

a.) Lucida Calligraphy

b.) Verdana

c.) Courier New

d.) 52 Pickup (an obscure computer font that writes pickup lines instead of letters. For example, the letter A is "I lost my phone number, can I have yours?" and the letter O is "My face is leaving in five minutes - be on it." Numbers and punctuation are beer mugs.)

8. The music of your life is:

a.) Complaint rock - "where did I go wrong in my life?"

b.) Hard-core rock - "Life can suck my ass!"

c.) Romantic, crooning bubble-gum pop - "My life is nothing without you!"

d.) Monkey beats, wicky-wacks - "LET'S GET DRUNK!!!"

9. Your personal motto:

a.) Love and let love

b.) Never say die

c.) No matter how deep you go, there's always another level (-Bruce Coville)

d.) "Keep your hands off my Heiny, baby!"

Okay, you're done! Now, count up the number of times you answered 'a.)', 'b.)', etc., and click below to find out your Forcewritings twin!
 

If you answered mostly a.)'s, you are. . .

If you answered mostly b.)'s, you are. . .

If you answered mostly c.)'s, you are. . .

If you answered mostly d.)'s, you are. . .
 
 

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